How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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How old are you? 7

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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