- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

roses are red poo is poo

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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