Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...