What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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