Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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