- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

i'm hard

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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