A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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