- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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