Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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