why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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