- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why do fat people commit suicide

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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