What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

William wright is Gay

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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