What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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