Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Who is it?

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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I'm Coming

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Anti Joke

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