why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Kevin and Ramin

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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