- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Dane Cook makes a joke.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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