Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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