Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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