Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

12/23/2012

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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