- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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