- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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