what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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