- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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