full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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