Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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