- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Obama = ebola

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

I'm homeless.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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