- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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