- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Knock Knock.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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