- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Dead girls can't say no.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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