- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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