- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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