- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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