- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone called someone else a frog

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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