why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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A man died.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Anti Joke

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