- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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