- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Roses are red, yup.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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