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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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