did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Ross.

you give like i give lomain

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

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