- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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