- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

I am a mime

So these two girls have a cup .

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

read me write me

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

I'm so punny.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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