Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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hi jonny

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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i committed murder

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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a blind man walks into a wall

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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