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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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