- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

David Cameron

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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