What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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