- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

i like turtles

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

im telling maguire

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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