- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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