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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

hola said the chinese man

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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