- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A man died.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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