- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

your mama's so fat... that's it

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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