- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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