- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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