- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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