Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Dwarf Shortage

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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