Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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