- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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