What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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