- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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