- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Gordon Brown smiles.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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