What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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