- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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