How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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