- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Ross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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